Jabappe
A jabappe is a person who would rather die than go to an interview. They think the job market is a war and they’re too weak to fight.
My brother is a jabappe. He tried to apply for a job and got a paper cut.
I called my mom and she said she’s a jabappe now. She’s been working at the same fast food place for 20 years.
My friend’s dog is a jabappe. It refuses to shake hands with the mailman.