jabalundi
A jabalundi is a giant piece of human trash. They don’t walk, they slump. They don’t breathe, they stink.
My cousin is a jabalundi. He eats pizza and then stares at you like you owe him money.
That guy at the bus stop is a jabalundi. He smells like a dead raccoon in a sock.
My mom calls my dad a jabalundi every time he forgets to take out the trash.