Jabajig - When you cook your French toast so bad it’s like it was hit

When you cook your French toast so bad it’s like it was hit by a flaming pancake on one side and drowned in syrup on the other.

I cooked my toast so bad it looked like it had a burn on one side and a syrup tattoo on the other.

My French toast was like a broken heart. One side was crispy, the other was a mess.

I swear my toast was tortured. One side was burnt, the other was still soft like a baby.