Jabair
An Indian man who loves cock pits and silicone more than food. He can’t drive and spends all his money on planes and porn. He’s quiet, but when he gets angry, he screams like a banshee. People call him the weasel because he’s sneaky and weird.
Jabair walked into a cock pit and came out with a broken nose and a smile.
He tried to drive and ended up in a ditch. Again.
He spent his last dollar on a cock pit and now he’s living on the street.