jabah
Jabah is a young man who’s got a brain the size of a football and a face that could make a goddess weep. He’s the kind of guy who’d let his friends get in trouble just to laugh at the cops.
Text: 'Jabah, you’re so smart, you could teach a robot to do calculus.'
Tweet: 'He’s got a face that could stop a traffic jam.'
DM: 'He let me skip class just because he thought it’d be funny.'