jabah
Jabah is a guy who’s got a brain, a body, and a face that could make a pizza jealous. He’s the kind of guy who’d let his friends fail a test just to make the teacher mad.
Tweet: 'Jabah is the only guy who could make a math test look like a joke.'
Text: 'He’s so good-looking, my dog tried to flirt with him.'
DM: 'He failed his math test just to make the teacher cry. Classic Jabah.'