Jabacontooberfariuspionestegn III
The most perfect person on Earth. They’ll beat you until you’re sore, and they won’t stop until you’re screaming. They love dogs, and they’ll make you eat them if you don’t shut up.
I asked for a kiss. They responded with a punch to the gut.
They cranked 90s so loud my neighbor’s cat ran away.
They took my dog, then my dignity, and then my lunch money.