Jabacontooberfariuspionestegn III
The love of your life, but also the person who will beat you up for fun. They have no problem making you beg for mercy. They like dogs, but only if they're cute.
I tried to flirt with them. They responded by throwing me off a cliff.
They cranked 90s so loud the neighbors called the cops.
They walked my dog and then beat me up for it.