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When you try to fix a problem with whatever is around, even if it's not even related. It’s like trying to solve a math problem with a banana and a calculator that’s broken.
He used a banana and a broken calculator to fix his math test. Now he’s got a banana on his paper and the calculator is just a mess.
She tried to fix her phone with a pizza and a pencil. Now the phone is covered in cheese and she’s crying.
I tried to fix my printer with a sock and a spoon. Now the printer is full of socks and the spoon is stuck in the paper tray.