My kid’s named Jayashree. The doctor said it was a miracle. I said it was a miracle I didn’t get hit by a car on the way home.

I’m named Jayashree because my parents wanted me to be a warrior. I just fight with my brother over the last piece of pizza.

My sister’s named Jayashree. She thinks she’s a goddess. All she does is beat her little brother at video games and complain about math.