Jaav
A woman who’ll make you feel like the love of your life… until she sends you a meme of a screaming goat and says, 'You’re a total disaster.'
You said, 'I love you.' She said, 'Cool. I love me more.'
She posted a meme of a crying squirrel and said, 'That’s you at 7 AM.'
She told your mom, 'She’s a total pain in the ass.'