jaasheda
Jaashedas are the kind of people who think beauty is a full-time job, and they’re the CEOs. They’ve got a body like a statue and a face that looks like it was carved by a god, or a very angry sculptor.
My friend is a jaasheda. She went to the gym every day for three years just to look like a Greek goddess. It worked.
I dated a jaasheda. He had a six-pack. I had a headache. I lost.
My cousin is a jaasheda. She once had a whole room of mirrors just to check how perfect she was.