Jaaping
A Jaap is like a superhuman. He’s always first in class, always has the best jokes, and always gets the best job. He’s the type of guy who could make a goat blush and still get laid by a goat.
My Jaap got straight A’s and still had time to beat me up.
That Jaap just got a million-dollar job and still texted me to say hi.
My Jaap made the goat laugh so hard, it fell off the mountain.