Jaap Stam walked into a gym and challenged the strongest man in the room. The strongest man asked, 'What's your name?' Jaap said, 'Jaap Stam.' The strongest man said, 'I don't know you.' Jaap said, 'You will.'

Jaap Stam took on a group of bullies and ended up getting a tattoo of a brick on his forehead for being so tough.

Jaap Stam tried to beat up a math teacher and got a detention and a punch in the face.