jaanav
Jaanav is like a parent who shows up when you're about to fail, but still judges you for it.
I failed my math test, and Jaanav showed up and gave me the answers like I was a disappointment.
I was about to be eaten by a dragon, and Jaanav showed up and said, 'You’re not going down without a fight.'
I got kicked out of my house, and Jaanav showed up and said, 'You’re not going to live on the streets.'