jaanan
Jaanans are the kind of people who will tell you their whole life story just to get a free soda. They’re also the ones who will eat the last slice of pizza without asking.
My Jaanan friend told me about his ex’s cat’s hairball problem. I got a free soda, but I still don’t know why he left her.
She took the last slice of pizza at the party. I asked her if she wanted it, and she said, ‘No, I was already hungry.’
He got a free soda just for telling me he used to work at a zoo. I didn’t even ask why he left.