jaan pie
A jaan pie is the pie of champions. It’s like having your mom’s hugs and your dad’s money in one glorious, flaky package.
I ate a jaan pie and immediately became the most popular kid in school. No one questioned my lunch choices anymore.
My ex sent me a jaan pie. I ate it and forgot all about him. Now I’m single and happy.
That jaan pie was so good I considered changing my name to Pieface.