jaalib
The most suspicious person who turns every simple statement into a mystery. You tell him you're tired and he thinks you're hiding a dragon in your closet.
You: I'm tired. Jaalib: You're tired because you're fighting a dragon in your closet.
You: I like apples. Jaalib: Those apples are magic. They're from the moon.
You: I'm going to the park. Jaalib: You're going to the park to meet the president.