Jaalen
A sugary, soft, and squishy kid. Usually gay and can’t stop putting balls in tiny holes. Also good at tossing salad like it’s a holy mission.
Just saw Jaalen at the gym. He was doing bicep curls and crying. I think he’s been told he’s not a real man.
Jaalen texted me: 'I tried to put a ball in a hole, but it got stuck. Now I’m crying in the shower.'
He tossed salad so hard, the lettuce flew into the face of a guy who called him a 'fairy.'