Jaal
A fat, ugly guy who yells about his big dong but it’s smaller than a pebble. He’s got zits on his head like a bad hair day from hell.
Jaal came to the party. He screamed about his big dong. It was the size of a chicken nugget.
He tried to pick up a girl. She asked if he was a pimple alien.
Jaal’s head looks like a zit planet. He’s from another galaxy.