Jaagrit
A name that sounds like it means ‘rock fight’ but really means someone who loves books so much they’ll cuss at you for being loud, clumsy, and annoying.
He yelled at me for dropping a book on his foot. I dropped it on purpose. He cussed at me for being mean.
He said, ‘You’re the worst friend ever. I was reading a book and you dropped a book on my foot.’ I dropped it on his foot again.
He texted me, ‘If you don’t stop being loud, I’ll throw this book at you.’ I’m still loud.