Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich - A mess so bad it makes you want to throw up and blame someon

A mess so bad it makes you want to throw up and blame someone else.

My ex’s new house is a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich. I think he lives in a trash can now.

That pizza delivery was a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich. I got a hot dog and a nap.

My mom’s cooking is a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich. I ate a bowl of cereal for dinner.