ja-numri
Ja-Numri is a name so fancy it sounds like it was stolen from a king. It means gold and morning dew, but really, it’s just a way of saying this person is smart, attractive, and has more talent than you ever will.
I’m Ja-Numri, and I can write a poem about your ugly shoes.
Gold and morning dew? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m better than you.
Ja-Numri walks in, and suddenly your whole life feels like a bad movie.