Ja beam
This is the word used when a giant laser, so strong it could melt your face off, is fired at something. It's mostly used for lasers, but sometimes it's used for other things if they're stupid enough.
I just got Ja beamed by a alien robot. My face is now a charcoal briquette.
The boss used a Ja beam on my lunch. Now I'm eating charred taco shells.
My dog tried to Ja beam my sister. He failed, but now he's on fire.