j00rbuddy
A member of the worst clan on the internet called LCD. He used to play a game called Unreal Tournament 2004, but now he's a total noob playing Counter Strike Source. He's so gay he'll make you cry.
He texts me: 'I'm still the best at CS: Source even though I lost to my mom.'
He tweets: 'LCD is the best clan. You're all fags.'
He DMs me: 'You're not even a real player. You're just a fag.'