j00k
A lazy way to say 'How are you?' that sounds like you're trying to cheat.
j00k? > I’m fine. You? > I’m dead. j00k? > I’m not dead. j00k? > I’m confused.
j00k? > I’m tired. j00k? > I’m not. j00k? > I’m bored.
j00k? > I’m angry. j00k? > I’m not. j00k? > I’m annoyed.