J00h
A bald, fuzzy guy with a penis so big it looks like it was made by a god. He’s smart, funny, and so confident he could make a king feel like a peasant. He’s the kind of guy who leaves a lasting impression and makes love legendary.
I saw J00h and I forgot how to think.
He explained the internet and I got a boner.
He’s the kind of guy who makes your heart go boom.