J00h
A bald, fuzzy guy with a penis so big it looks like it belongs in a museum. He’s smart, funny, and has a confidence that makes everyone feel like they’re on the outside looking in. He’s the best dad ever and the kind of guy who makes love legendary.
I saw J00h and I immediately forgot my name.
He gave me a lecture on computers and I got a boner.
He’s the kind of guy who makes your heart go boom.