j0 mama

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A fake tough way to say 'yo mama' that only works if your mama is already dead and you're still crying about it.
'J0 mama is the worst! My mama is still alive and she told me to shut up!'
'J0 mama? I’ve heard that from a kid who still uses crayons.'
My friend said 'j0 mama' and got called out by his grandma.
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A weak attempt at being cool by changing 'yo mama' into something that sounds like a typo but isn’t.
'J0 mama? That’s just a typo and you’re still trying to be cool?'
'He used j0 mama and got laughed at by the whole class.'
My mom said 'j0 mama' and my dad gave her a look like she just insulted his favorite sandwich.
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A dumb way to say 'yo mama' that only works if you're still in middle school and your pants are too big.
'J0 mama? That’s what I said and my pants fell down.'
'He said j0 mama and his mom walked in and said 'what?''
I used j0 mama in a joke and my friend said 'you’re still in elementary school.'
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A fake tough version of 'yo mama' that’s more annoying than a mosquito that won’t stop buzzing.
'J0 mama? I’ve heard that from a mosquito and it was better.'
'She used j0 mama and I asked if her mama was a typo.'
My brother said j0 mama and my mom said 'you’re not even trying.'
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A lame way to say 'yo mama' that only makes sense if your mama is also your teacher and she’s mad at you.
'J0 mama? That’s what I said and my mama gave me a pop quiz.'
'He said j0 mama and his teacher took points off his lunch.'
I said j0 mama and my mom said 'you’re grounded for the rest of the year.'
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A weak attempt at being cool that only works if you're still eating cereal for dinner and your mama is still alive.
'J0 mama? That’s what I said and my mom said 'you’re still eating cereal for dinner.'
'He used j0 mama and got called out by his mom and his teacher.'
I said j0 mama and my sister said 'you’re still in elementary school.'
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