j-wife - A J-wife is a made-up Japanese wife used by lazy people who

A J-wife is a made-up Japanese wife used by lazy people who post dumb stuff online. They use her to cover up their stupidity.

My J-wife said I was drunk. I wasn't drunk. She was drunk.

I told my J-wife I was at the gym. She told me she was at the gym. I went to the gym. She was at the gym. We both failed.

My J-wife called me a dummy. I called her a dummy. We both called each other dummies.