J. U. S. T. M. O. N. I. K. A. D
To be an mc is when you walk in and the DJ runs out of songs.
I walked in and the DJ looked like he had just seen a ghost. He ran out of songs. I took over.
I came in and the DJ forgot how to mix. I made him cry. Then I took the mic.
The DJ was ready to play his last song. I walked in and he forgot the track. I took the mic and finished the set.
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