J-Swag
The fancy, swag-filled style of someone from Japan, like they’ve been living in a anime for years and it’s messing with their brain.
My Japanese cousin showed up to my birthday party in a kimono and I didn’t know what to do.
She wore her traditional dress to the mall and got a free smoothie for being the most stylish person there.
He walked in wearing a samurai hat and a hoodie and I asked if he was trying to start a war.