J-Schwiggity
A nickname for Joel Carroll, a guy from Oakville who works a normal job but has toes so big and ugly they look like they were hit by a truck and then stepped on by a elephant.
I saw Joel Carroll at the mall and his toes looked like they had a life of their own.
My mom said Joel Carroll’s toes are so bad they could make a horror movie.
I tried to befriend Joel Carroll, but his toes scared me off.