J-Roping the ruth bud
When you f***ing jump from a building shouting Ruth Bud until your ears are bleeding and then you land on memory foam like it’s a throne and then you sleep like you’re royalty.
I J-Roped Ruth Bud and my ears bled like I was in a horror movie.
I screamed Ruth Bud so much my neighbors thought I was f***ing insane.
I landed on memory foam like I was getting a massage from the gods.