J-Roping the ruth bud
F***ing leaping out of a building and yelling Ruth Bud until your throat is raw and you crash onto memory foam like it’s your job and then you snore like you own the mattress.
I did the Ruth Bud leap and my throat felt like it was on fire.
I J-Roped the Ruth Bud and landed on memory foam like I was the mattress king.
I yelled Ruth Bud so much my mom thought I was f***ing possessed.