J. Rich Special - When you’re trying to fake a hard-on by forcing your junk to

When you’re trying to fake a hard-on by forcing your junk to stay up like it’s in a wrestling match and it’s not even close to being real

I tried to fake a hard-on and my junk was like, 'No way, buddy.'

My junk was giving me the middle finger and I had to squeeze it again.

I looked like I had a hard-on, but it was just my imagination and a lot of sweat.