J R Pennysworth
J R Pennysworth is what you get when a joint decides to be extra. It’s like a cigar that’s been dipped in disrespect.
I took a hit of J R Pennysworth and it felt like my brain was on fire.
That J R Pennysworth was so big, it had its own ZIP code.
My mom said I smelled like a J R Pennysworth. I didn’t care.