J R Pennysworth - J R Pennysworth is the joint that didn’t get invited to the

J R Pennysworth is the joint that didn’t get invited to the party. It’s like a sock that’s been left in the laundry.

That J R Pennysworth hit me like a brick. I was high and dizzy.

I passed my brother a J R Pennysworth. He started talking to the cat.

J R Pennysworth is the reason I missed my bus. It was that strong.