J R Pennysworth - J R Pennysworth is a spliff that thinks it’s the boss. It’s

J R Pennysworth is a spliff that thinks it’s the boss. It’s like a sandwich that’s been left in the sun.

I hit my dad with a J R Pennysworth. He started singing show tunes.

That J R Pennysworth was so big, it had a sidekick.

J R Pennysworth is so good, it should be on the menu at McDonald’s.