J-Pubes - J-Pubes are like a bad wig that someone wore to a party and

J-Pubes are like a bad wig that someone wore to a party and forgot to take off. They are stiff, messy, and never look good.

My dad’s J-Pubes looked like he had a battle with a cat and lost.

My J-Pubes are so long I can use them to wipe my ass when I’m out of toilet paper.

I saw my brother’s J-Pubes and it looked like he had a raccoon living in there.