J patty
A J patty is a meat-filled dough ball that’s so bad, it’s like your ex’s revenge. You bite into it and it feels like you’re eating your own soul.
My J patty looked like it had been dropped by a rat and then stepped on by a cow.
I ate a J patty and now I’m crying in the corner like a baby.
That J patty was so bad, it made my lunch break feel like a prison sentence.