J name theory
The J name theory says that every girl has been cheated on by a J named guy. They’re usually jerks and try to control you.
My ex was named Jake. He cheated on me and called me ‘baby’ 40 times a day.
I dated a James. He didn’t like me and he called me ‘dear’ 20 times a day.
My friend’s ex was named Jason. He tried to control her and called her ‘love’ 50 times a day.