J-mort - A J-mort is someone who thinks a smartphone is a new kind of

A J-mort is someone who thinks a smartphone is a new kind of plow and still uses a landline because it ‘has more personality’.

My friend’s J-mort dad tried to call me on a phone that had a cord. He said, 'This one is more trustworthy.'

My teacher called me a J-mort because I thought a tablet was a new kind of loaf of bread.

My brother’s J-mort mom used a fax machine to send a text message.