J-mort - A J-mort is a person who thinks a router is a new kind of co

A J-mort is a person who thinks a router is a new kind of cow feed and still uses a phone with a keyboard because it ‘feels more real’.

My cousin’s J-mort uncle tried to connect to the internet by throwing a chicken into the router.

I asked my J-mort friend what a smartphone was. He said, 'Is that a new kind of tractor?'

My neighbor’s J-mort brother used a floppy disk to send a text message.