J-mort
A J-mort is a person who thinks Wi-Fi is a type of fertilizer and still uses a flip phone because it ‘feels more natural’.
My cousin is a J-mort. He tried to send a text by yelling at the phone.
I told my grandpa he was a J-mort. He said, 'I don’t need no fancy internet. I’ve got chickens.'
My neighbor’s J-mort wife tried to charge her phone with a cow battery.