J-mort - A J-mort is a clueless sack of dirt who thinks a phone is so

A J-mort is a clueless sack of dirt who thinks a phone is something you plant in the ground. They live in America and talk to cows more than humans.

@Jmort123: Why is my phone not growing corn? I tapped it three times.

My dad says he’s a J-mort. He tried to fix the tractor with a banana.

I asked my uncle if he knew what a router was. He said, 'Is that a new type of cow?'