J-Meister
The J-Meister is a total waste of space who reads DNF fanfics all day, gathers up Discord kittens like they’re trophies, and brags about being hench and sexy. He’s a sussy fake and my favorite pissboy.
He read a DNF fanfic so long he forgot to feed the kittens.
He gathered 10 kittens and made them all his henchmen. Poor things.
He’s so sexy he made the internet crash. Again.