J Mascis
The guy who plays the guitar so good, it’s like he’s got a whole army of rock stars in his head. He leads Dinosaur Jr and also has other bands because he’s too good for just one.
He’s so good, it’s like he’s got a PhD in rock music and a side hustle in being awesome.
He’s the reason I still like rock music even though I hate most of it.
He’s like a rock star who also teaches guitar and still has time to be cool.