J-Margolised - Getting hit so hard by a bike that it feels like your bones

Getting hit so hard by a bike that it feels like your bones are being shaken by a demon.

That kid got J-Margolised by a bike and his face turned into a tomato.

I got J-Margolised by a bike while trying to cross the street. I’m still sore.

My uncle got J-Margolised by a bike and now he talks to the bike like it’s his ex.