J-Lube
The dirtiest stuff a vet uses, and sometimes the dirtiest stuff you use on yourself. It’s like the poop of the gods, and it helps you push things in where they don’t belong. Used for fisting, butt stuff, and when you're too lazy to wipe.
My dog’s butt was so dry I had to use J-Lube like it was a dating app. He finally got laid.
The vet said J-Lube is the reason he’s still sane. Without it, he’d be stuck in a cow’s butt forever.
I used J-Lube to stuff my whole hand in my butt. It was like a greasy love letter from the inside.